Oddly, some people don't like to hear the entire list of rainbow-colored, phytonutrient-filled, salad ingredients read aloud while they're watching a football game.
If your manfriend buys you generic Miralax, is this a reflection on the relationship?
When I found out I didn't have to have chemo-I looked at my hair and thought, oh god, now I have to find someone to deal with this hair-like this was some sort of tortuous nightmare.
Speaking of hair, do you think this image is from the era in which Elvis worked at a cafeteria and wore a hairnet?
I got a copy of a little publication called 'tlc' put out by the American Cancer Society. It's hats and wigs and bras and I picked it up and wondered if I could find any cute hairstyles and then I wondered if that thought qualified me for a one way ticket to H-E-double hockey sticks.
The girl from grade school that used to say 'H-E-double hockey sticks' unfriended me on Facebook because I was crazy liberal(?) and I wonder if I'll see her again in 'H-E-double hockey sticks.'
Someone complained of their annoying cold symptoms and I thought, umm I just had cancer, for god sakes and right after that is when I started sneezing.
Soon, we leave to go to our first try at the Gastroenterology Support Group. If we have to stand in a circle, hold hands and chant: Keep coming back it works if you work it. I'm never going back.