Essentially, my question was this: Am I crazy or has my life just spun completely out of control?
The answer was this: Yes. Yes it has. Thank you for shopping Psychology-Mart. Good day.*
Came out and there was somebody giving complimentary chair massages and OF COURSE I got one because.
She was a lovely if not somewhat ridiculously 'Oh-how-I-love-my-healing-career' cliche-ridden and she was pinchy which is massage therapist secret code for 'nobody needs to feel your raggedy thumb in their neck sistah' but it was free.
This is the front entrance to Hotel Rat. We've welcomed nine juvenile visitors so far. My kitchen is temporarily destroyed in effort to shut the hotel down but it's all okay because I'm going to get my haircut which everyone who knows me knows is my True Therapy.
Speaking of free, the Psychologist gave me a xeroxed sheet of FREE Apps and Web Resources for Relaxation, Stress Reduction & Sleep. I sampled www.calm.com and immediately wished to jump off a ledge.