Took a nap. Cleaned up where that cup full of bubble blowing juice got knocked over everything. You knew it was a bad idea when you saw there was no lid, right? Even went to the gym after being yanked from a nap. That should make me eligible for some sorta extra points, no? Got home. Fetched some groceries. Bent over downstairs to pick up a Trader Joe's Frequent Flyer newspaper ad thing and POW. I smashed the back of my head into the bottom of the row of mailboxes. I mean like WHAM.
Why do I bring this up? Do you think it might be a metaphor for this entire experience? You do your things. You do ALL your things and KABLOOIE-out of nowhere-POW.
There. That should help.